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By Doney J M

Hav u ever thought while sleeping, what if the fan breaks & falls on ur head. Or the legs of ur bed breaks or a lizard under ur pillow or a green snake goes into ur nose or a cockroach goes through ur mouth or a ghost catches ur hand while closing the window...Anyhow, sleep peacefully :-)

 

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By Doney J M

سجد. جدببد فدسدج دسجد دفدق طدجد دسدجد فدجذسفد فدجد فدسد شدجد

Onnum manasilayilla alle?Onnum pedikkandaAru chodichalum "GAFOOR KA DOSTH " "GAFOOR KA DOSTH" ennu paranjal mathy..

 

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By Doney J M

Who is a frnd:-¤ a push when u stop,¤ a touch when u r lost,¤ a word when u r quiet,¤ a smile when u r sad,¤ a shoulder when u cry.,.

 

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By Doney J M

Every1 u meet in lfe z not jst a coincidence bt destiny!!Leave somethn wonderful 2 dose who pass ur lfe so dey'll fnd it hard 2 erase u 4m deir heart n mind!!

 

By conian
 

By conian

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By conian

y majority of the south indians r black in colour?.........................................................................................
...........bcoz they always watch SURYA TV & SUN TV.....HA HA HA

 

By conian

When you feel lonely and aloneand cannot see anyone around youthe world seems to be fading awaycome with me,hold my hand.I wil take you TOan EYE SPECIALIST

 

By conian

What is the difference btwn problem and talent?Two boys love one girl=ProblemTwo girls love one boy=Talent

 

By conian

What is the difference between complete & finish?When u get married to right person u become COMPLETE..!But when u marry the wrong one u are FINISHED!

 

By conian

ur smile is of16 years ur face is of17 yrs ur walk is of18 yrs ur talk is of19 yrs ur look is of20 yrs Totally YOU look 90 years old! Realy cute!

 

By conian

To lead a life,one need :-brain,intelligence,ability,talents,character,etc......i'm proud of u that u manage without any of them..!!

 

By conian

Think different...Do Different....Make Different....Achieve Different....Speak Different....Live Different....Then only you can go to mental hospital

 

By conian

Sorry 4 disturbing u at this time...If u r free now...If u r in gud mood now...If u have no work.. Thn ans my qustins...urumbu embakkam vidumo?Ko

 

By conian

Some girlz think tat they wil get a better proposal nxt time seeing themselvs in mirror .But they wil realise the truth only whn they got married ..tat the first choice was bettr..But those boys wil smile aftr their marg..thinking of their folishnes..Looking at their beautful wife..

 

By conian

Q:What will the fridge think of u when u are in front of it Ans:cool inside,fool outside

 

By conian

Please send this msg to your friends.AIRTEL is recruiting freshers & experiencd.BE, B-tech, B.Sc, BCA, MBA,MCA,LLB, Diploma with 45% & above. mail ur resume toairtel@bharathinet.in andsubmit on or b428th Feb.JOB LOCATION BANGALORESALARY 12000Job nature-AIRTEL TOWER MELE IRUNNU KAKKAYE ODIKKNAM.

 

By conian

Plan ur destination,Choose d best path,Move fast vry soon,Dnt let othrs 2cme forward,Ovrtak the 1 who r frwd,then only u'll bcum a gud.. AUTO DRIVER

 

By conian

Pain of missing frnds isn't their absnce, but itz wen u think of de gud times u hav shared n u ask urself "Wil those moments ever happen again!"

 

By conian

No male can ever be satisfied with 3 things in Life...1) mobile2) automobile3) girl friendBcoz there is always a better model available.!!!!

 

By conian

Napolean: "In my dictionary there's no word called "IMPOSSIBLE" Sardarji: "Ini paranjittu karyamilla,dictionary medichappo nokanamaayirunnu."

 

By conian

mega offer? Enikku SMS ayakku sammanam nedu.10 lakshathinte carinte PHOTO, maleshyakku pokunna plainu TATA kanikkam,pinne ente koode DINNER,athum ninte veettil.

 

By conian

Life was lonely,no one was there.I had no gud frend.And then U came into my life,i realised, thatSTAYINALONE WAS BETTER...(Chumma..Nee illathe enikkenthagosham)

 

By conian

I'll catch u 1stI'll take u 2 bedI'll make u hotI'll make u painI'll make u tiredI'll make u vomitDo u know me ? I am "Chicken Gunea".

 

By conian

If somebody comes and tell u,That u r a fool,Dont be afraid,Go to them,Catch their neck and ask them,Who told U dis secret? hai. . . . .

 

By conian

i will ask u 1question?U should ans ONLY by saying"YES"or"NO"Here is the ques'nNinaku vattanennu ninte veetil ellarukum ariyamo?

 

By conian

I like seeing u,i like hearing u,i like 2 spend my time with u.But..U r always surrounded by others,as u r the main attractionof the.. ."ZOO".

 

By conian

Different between boys & girls:Boys always misunderstands d friendship as love. But girls always misunderstands dat love as friendship...

 

By conian

BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN OUR COLLEGE LIFE... 1)don disturb i wan2 study 2)no class,lets go2 library!!3)sir i have a doubt

 

By conian

As years go, u may lose ur hair, teeth & eye sight.! But., not ur Smartness, Talent, Brightness & Intelligence. b'coz u can lose only what u have.

 

By conian

Are u free now Whn u get time call me. I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal. Arabian sea is for sale... Shall we buy it?

 

By conian

3 facts in dis world: Fact 1;u cannot touch all ur teeth wit ur tongue. Fact 2: After reading dis, All FOOLS wud try it. Fact 3: fact 1 is false.

 

By conian

"FRIEND"means F-free frm allformalities.R-right 2sayanything.I-in anyway .E-either gud orbad.N-no sorry no thanks.D-dearest 4eVeR. Gudnt..

 

By conian

Hey, WHERE ARE U ? One Sincere Request... PLEASE... Don't go out for TWO hours... coz, CorporationDOG CATCHING VAN is on duty..BE CAREFULL.....!!

 

By conian

Good News : from 01.04.2007 all indiaIDEA to IDEABSNL to BSNLAIRTEL to AIRTELHUTCH to HUTCHRIM to RIMTOTALLY FREE..MISSED CALLS ONLY

 

By conian

Science has provd that sugar disolves in waterTHANK GOD!! U dont hve habit of taking bath...other wise i would hve lost my sweet frnd!!

 

By conian

>Who's great?+Its u>Who's smart?+Its u>Who's sweet?+Its u>Who's intelligent?+Its u>And Who's joking?+Of course Its meGud nite

 

By conian

"CELLO "The pen of india."LUX"The soap of india ."Amul"The taste of india. "U"The waste of india. Ha... Ha..HA..HA..HA..HA..HA..

 

By conian

Why is industrial growth so slow in TAMILNADU & KERALA? B'Coz 86% of the work time is spent on lifting, folding and holding the LUNGI.

 

By conian

A gud frnd is a 1 who wipes ur first tear,catches ur second tear,stops ur third tear & when the 4th tear falls says OVERAKKALEDA....

 

By conian

Top 7 reasns y u wanted to do engineerin. 1.U hated sleep. 2.U had njoyd ur life enuf.3.U cudnt live w/o tension.4.U wanted 2 pay 4 ur sins.5.U believed in Geeta-karm karo phal ki icha na karo.6.Everything in life has reason-u wanted 2 prove it wrong.7.U wanted 2 tak revnge on urself..

 

By conian

Last nite i had a dream that all fools in the world had died.Since i woke up i'm worried about u. R u alright?if yes,give me a miss call...good morning

 

By conian

Positive thinking poem: Little bird in the sky. Dropping shit into ur eye. U dont worry u dont cry. U just thank God that elephants don't fly.!

 

By conian

Please send this msg to your friends.AIRTEL is recruiting freshers & experiencd.BE, B-tech, B.Sc, BCA, MBA,MCA,LLB, Diploma with 45% & above. mail ur resume toairtel@bharathinet.in andsubmit on or b428th Feb.JOB LOCATION BANGALORESALARY 12000Job nature-AIRTEL TOWER MELE IRUNNU KAKKAYE ODIKKNAM.

 

By conian

Wat is d dif. bet. files nd piles?Files- irunnu nokkanam.Piles- nokki irikkanam.

 

By conian

Engineering viva !External:"why does a capacitor block dc but allow ac 2 pass thr'gh?Student:See,a capa'tor is like dis ......| |.......,OK. Dc comes straight,lik dis -----, nd d cap. Stops it.but Ac goes up nd down nd jumps right over d capacitor!!

 

By conian

Last night i had a dream i was walking with GOD. He asked ME, Who is your best friend? I told him your name. He smiled and said : "Nee nannavillada......"

 

By conian

#include
#include
main( )
(int girlfriends;
int money;
when(money >0)
(girlfriends + + ;
money - - ;)

print("GOVINDA"))

 

By conian

Importance of thumb- child use it 4 chewing. Illiterate people use it 4 sign,winners 4 victory & my FANS use it 4 reading my msgs Oh..U too..?Crazy fans.

 

By conian

COLLEGE (vs) ENGLISH MOVIES:College:JURASSIC PARKPrincipal:KING KONGH.O.D:HULKLecturer:BLADELab:PLANET OF APESClass guys:BAD BOYSLove:TITANICSyllabus:DEEP BLUE SEAExam:WAR OF D WORLDSExam hall:DARE DEVILFlying squad:TERMINATORResult:THE JUDGEMENT DAY.

 

By conian

If paper cums vry tuf in exam.During d exam jst close ur eyes 4a momnt,tak a deep breath n say loudly-"this s vry interesting subjct I wnt 2 study once more.

 

By conian

Enthu patti,ennodu penengiyo?enno du mindile?1sms polum ayakille?njan cheythathu athraykam hurt ayo?ariyathe alle ninte VAALIL CHAVITYATHU ??

 

By conian

"If People talk behind you what does that mean? Simple, it means....." YOU ARE TWO STEPS AHEAD of them!" keep moving...

 

By conian

With my 1 heart 2 eyes6 litre blood206 bones1.2 millionred cells60 trillionD N A s... I ask ü: Onnu nannayikude!

 

By conian

Mobile phone enthanennu ariyanamengil nee adhyam india enthanen ariyanam. SMSukaludeum missed callukaludeum india. Recharge coupon vangan polum kaashilathe valayuna pattini pavangalude india. Miss call matram viduna ninne polulla daridravasikale pole ullavarude tyagangaludeum nombarangaludeum india.Indiaenna maha rajyathe manasilakkan, mobilinte aathmaavu thottariyanulla SENSE undavanam... SENSIBILITY undavanam... SENSITIVITY undavanam!!....

 

By conian

Which is the biggest thing in the world.?SEA,NOMOUNTAIN.NOSKY,NOariyille.?Ninte paatta phonilekku msg ayakkunna ente valiya MANASS.

 

By conian

Use in sentences:POTTITHERI:Innale marketil oru POTTI THERI parayunna kettu.PRATHIKARANAM: Jail kaanan vanna manthriye kola casile PRATHI KARANAM nokkiyadichu.CHUMATHALA:CHUMA THALA vedanayodoppam vannal kashttappadanu.KATTAANA:5 per orumichu thallan vannal njan enna KATTAANA?;-)

 

By conian

2 men sittng in bar.1 man sd 2 othr "i hv lot of family probs" second man sd "i will tel u mine.I married a widow wit a daugtr.My father married that daughter,so my father bcm my son in law,my dautr bcm my mthr,my wife bcm my grnd mthr.More prbs occurd whn i hd a son.My son is my mthr's bro&my uncle.Situatn worser whn my fathr hd a son.Nw my fthr's son i.e my bro is my grndson.Ultimately i hv bcm my own grnd fthr & grndson & u say U hv fmly prob.....

 

By conian

If U feel.."Nobody" Loves YOU!"Nobody" Trusts U!"Nobody" Cares about U!"Nobody" Misses U!Then I'll change My name to -"NOBODY"...

 

By conian

ENGINEERIG ANTHEM-hum honge allclear, honge allclear, honge allclear ek din ,OHOH, likhte hai bakwaas, lekin university pe hai vishwas,hum honge allclear ekdin!

 

By conian

Oru kaaryam parayaan undayirinu.. rathri paranjal enne kaliyakkum..Athu konda eppol parayunnathu.Paranjotte..?? good Morning

 

By conian

When u think life is boring just call me,I will come there & hold ur hands..and V will go for a walk on a big river bridge, ther I wil show U... whr 2 jump!

 

By conian

Nashta vasanthathinte oru pidi nalla ormakalum, nava pratheekshayude mukulangalumaayi veendumoru "MOTOR STRIKE"varavaayi....Orayiram SAMARASHAMSAKAL..

 

By conian

Cat:How old r u?Elpht:Im just 5 yrsCat:5?But ur lookin so big.Elphnt:Im a complan boy.Cat:im just 30.Elpht:30?But ur lookin so smal.Cat:im a santoor girl

 

By conian

Main tumko chand kehta magar usme daag hai,suraj kehta magar usme to aag hai, socha tumko bandar keh du.. magar usme bhi dimag hai...

 

By conian

Nee janichappol akashath nakshatrangal minni, mekhangal urundu koodi,mazha peithu.appol Daivam vannittu ellavarodumai paranju,"Sorry,oru abadham pattippoyee"!

 

By conian

I had many options POISON,ELECTROCUTION,SLEEPING PILLS,HANGIN BY NECK,JUMPIN FRM BUILDING,CUMIN UNDR TRAIN,BANGIN MY CAR,BUT..I CHOSE Engineering

 

By conian

Vilichittu kittunnilla. karyam arinju kanumallo, karanjittum kariyamilla.Ellam vidhi,allenkil pinne veendum kuttoosan mayavea pidikkan povumo

 

By conian

A man in india sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady. He killed the dog. Newspaper reports: INDIAN CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG. Man says 'Iam not INDIAN citizen'. So report is changed: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG. Man says 'actualy, I am from Pakistan'. Next day's headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG! Gudnyt

 

By conian

Flash news: exam postponed...!Tintu monu pani pidichathu konduNadathara St.Antony's l.p school-ile 4th standard half yearly exam mattivechu...

 

By conian

2days challu-Whts the diffrnce bw newyork& tvm? In newyork,there's the statue of liberty,whle in tvm,there's the Liberty shoe's showroom at Statue.

 

By conian

jeevitham oru kathiruppanu.... mumtaz nu vendi shajahan ne pole..juliet nu vendi romeo ye pole..laila ku vendi majnu vine pole..neyum kathirikuvano... enaampechi ku vendi..

 

By conian

Good Night Sleep Nice Sweet Dreams Ini thaaraattu paadi tharano? Poyi kidanu urangan nokku..

 

By conian

"U cannot fail unless u quit"-Abraham Lincoln. (evidently he has not written our mg university exams).

 

By conian

Innu ennodu oral ninne kurichu oru apavadam paranju. Njan avane thalli,idichu,chavitti....................... Pinne njan enthu cheyyum? Avan parayukaya nee ella divasavum kulikkumennu!!! Eppol ninakkum deshyam varunnille?

 

By conian

Girl:D u hv any sentimentl luv cards?Shopkeepr: oh,sure!wat abtdis card,it says"To d Only Boyi Ever Luvd"Girl:Oh!Gr8! givme 30 cards

 

By conian

Raj: Meet my Wife Tina.Ajay: Oh! I know her.R: How?A: We were caught sleeping 2gether.R: What d Hell?A: 10yrs ago,In d History Class!

 

By conian

Wen som1 says u r a dog..b COOL! Wen som1 says u r a pig..RELAX! Bt wen som1 says u r handsome .. Dont wait, Keri thallikko thamashakum oru limit ille...

 

By conian

Enikkariyam Nee ippolum satisfied allennu.Saramilla. Itha ethippoy pratyasayudeyum,snehatinteyum oru putiya varsham kooti.Ee subha muhoortatil ,putiya varsham ninte ella asakalum poovaniyichu taratte..

 

By conian

BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN OUR COLLEGE LIFE... 1)don disturb i wan2 study 2)no class,lets go2 library!!3) sir i have a doubt!!!

 

By conian

Why INDIA is in trouble?Though Population is 100 crore.Because 7.9 crore retired. 30 crore in state Govt. 17 crore in central Govt.( Both dont work)- 1 crore I T professional (they dont work for India) 25 crore in school. 1 crore under 5 years .15 crore unemployed. 1.2 crore u Can find anytime in hospitals. statistics says 79,99,998 people are in jail. Rest two are U & Me. U r busy with ur mobile.HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone!! Think..Gud night...

 

By conian

Rajadirajan villalivillan veerashoora parakrami, penkuttikalude haram, soothrashali kidilolkidilam, sreeman" ..........." itha Kidannurangan pokunne...

 

By conian

Misopi utama maaya psrama efula ukiti prist tarm wamalo xabi 'Entha nokunne. Ente mobilil ninnum eniku thonnumpole sms ayakum. Soukaryam undenkil vayicha mathi.'

 

By conian

Law Professor asks the Student- "Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?"Student replies - "Father in Law"

 

By conian

Work=Energy/Tim SoTime=Enrgy/wok As v knw Work is Knowldge&Time is Money.So Money=Enrgy/Knwledge.If Knwledge=0 denMoney=infinity.So y to Study

 

By conian

M'6/:(,?,Of, m:-,5Da. J6?:-,6-El..OM,;-)5/:(1,?,Eg'6 Vallathum manasilayo? Budhiyulla enikku manasillayila.. pinneyalle buddhiyillatha ninakku??

 

By conian

Medical & engi coleg princpals're arguing dat deir studnts r fearles.Medi colg princy caled stdnts 2 jump in sea ful of sharks. Dey said ok&jumpd.Princy:c deir guts.Engi colg princy caled stdnts& told 2 jump. Dey said."poda pulle".Princy:c deir guts.

 

By conian

Every thing u r doing opposite to me. When i order coffee u order tea.When i use black pen, u use blue pen. When i say arranged marriage is best, u say love marriage is best,when i went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital and i returned but u r staying there. . . . . .Y like this.

 

By conian

At a restaurant a couple:Pass de sugar,panjare...Pass de liver,karale...At nearby table,wife complains:Wat a lovin hus!Learn fm dem.Hus: Pass de beef,potthe!

 

By conian

Orikal koodi malayalikalude desheeya utsavam samagathamayi,thyagathinteyum,snehathinteyum,sahanathinteyum,HARTHAL...Wish u a happy & prosperousHARTHAL.

 

By conian

Magic game:Think a no from 3 to 9Multiply that no by 3Add 5 to d above ans.Sub that no by 12Then close ur eyes.Iruttayirikkum ! alle.Currectano ? Check it

 

By conian

If u cough once, think i'm rememberin u.if u cough twice think i want 2 meet u,if u cough thrice think i'm missin u.cough 4th time.fool go to doctor its TB! Gm.

 

By conian

Thz message is 4 all those who r fed up wit 4ward messages" thgin dooG ""smaerd teews"Yes,dis is nt a4ward msg..Thz is a backwardmsg.gudnte:-

 

By conian

>----> >---->Po ambe poeniku mandanmsg ayachaente friendinte brain'l poyikuthu. <---< <----

 

By conian

2 way 2 suicide1. Quick death: Take a BIG rope, tie it around ur neck & Hang urself2: Slow Death: Take a small rope, Tie it on a GIRL's Neck & Marry her.

 

By conian

Mobile Pazhanchollukal..1) Muttathe TowerinuRange illä2) Äränte Sim Blockäyäl Käanän Nalla Chelä3) Handset Kandu Ninnavan Simmum Kondu Pöyi4) Hutch nu Than Simm Pon Simm5) LG KulichälNokia aäkilla6) Kittätha RingtonePulikkum7) Range Poyale...Range-inte Vilayariyoo..8) SMS Mànàssinte Kannadi9) Ariyatha Pilla Vibration AdikkumbolAriyum

 

By conian

I askd u a FLOWER u gave me BOUQUETI askd u a FEATHER u gave me a PEACOCKI askd u some WATER u gave me a RIVERCHEVI KELKOOLA ALLAE!

 

By conian

A gud frnd is 1 who tels u 2 study wel,
but...
best frnd is 1 who stands outside the exam hall & shouts "aliya SQUAD varunnu, THUNDU kalayeda".

 

By conian

My Nights r becoming sleepless..My Days r becoming useless..So I asked God..."Is this love?"GOD said.."Idiot, semester exams are nearing!!!"

 

By conian

How indian professors speak english: 1.dont dare talk in front of my back! 2.both of you three get out of the class! 3. Why are you so late.. Say yes or no? 4. Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5. I have two daughters. Both of them are girls!! 6. All of you stand in a straight circle! 7. Quiet... The principle just passed away.. 8. Everybody stand lengthwise.. 9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?...

 

By conian

Ocean full of syllabus....... River full of questions.... Bucket level we study.... Mug level we answer..... &Marks come like DROPS....... then y to STUDY! Lets Njoy..good night......

 

By conian

3men travelin in a car,1drank 1peg,2nd 2,3rd 3pegs.On d way dey met wit an acident& only 3rd survived.why??Dats Darwins law..Survival of d fittest..!

 

By conian

Best dialogues 2 propose: 1.excuse mé,do u've a band aid cuz i scrapped my knee when i fell for u.2.how come u r nt tired? U've been runnin thru my mind all day.3.ur tag says made in india but i cud've sworn u were made in heaven. 4. Do u belive in love at first sight or should i walk by again?

 

By conian

A rose is always a rose whethr its in a golden pot or in d claypot, same way u r always my sweet friend whethr you are in african forest or in zooo!

 

By conian

This is MAGIC!Press down12 times,u"l b CUTE!pothu pole valarnu ipolum magik kanan irika....

 

By conian

WHAT IS EDUCATION? education is a system for which we waste 1/4th of our life to learn how to waste remaining 3/4th of our life!!!

 

By conian

Binladan's son was studying in an American school . Teacher asked him I have 4apple,how can i share among 5 people?Ans:ha ha ha.....Simple->kill one

 

By conian

Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and anOrange? think.............Both are not banana..!

 

By conian

Yes,but i will not b able2come.me do onething just msg&tel me as i told him..Ok..byeSender:unrelated msgs sending associtn..Gudnight...

 

By conian

Nammal adyamayi kanda divasam njan innum orkunnu.. Ithiri chammalode nee ente aduthu vannu, pathukke chodichhu.. '' pazhaya kuppi, patta, paper kodukkannundo..

 

By conian

1 ltr = 1000ml1/2 ltr = 500ml1/4ltr = 250mlBut...1 full = 750ml1 half = 375ml1 quarter = 180mlKudiyanmare Ellarum chernu Pattikukakayanalo eeshwaraa...

 

By conian

College first aakanulla vazhikal: !!!Raavile 4manikk ezhunnett brush cheyyanam !!!Ethra thanuppayirunnalum thanutha vellathil thanne kulikkanam !!!5manikk amma enikkukayanengi tea yo coffee yo undakkitharum !!!Ini tv on cheythu kurach neram ethelum bhakthi gaanam kett manasine relax aakkanam !!!6.00 manikk veettil ninnum purappedanam !!!6.30nu college ethum !!!Now u r d college first !!!

 

By conian

New style of proposing:"I have spent many sleepless nights in ur luv & i dont want my son to do the same 4 ur daughter,so lets make them brother & sister"

 

By conian

Life is difficult, full of trials, but if u fall down, just stand up straight, be confident & ask . . . . "aarada thendi talliyathu?"

 

By conian

A friend told me that u BARK at night.This made me so angry that..,I scolded him I abused him, slapped him and said,"DONKEYS DONT BARK!!!!"

 

By conian

Top 7 reasns y i wanted to do B.tech1. I hated sleep.2. I had njoyd my life enuf.3. I couldn't live w/o tensn.4. I wanted to pay 4my sins.5. I believed in Geeta-karm karo phal ki icha na karo..6. Evrythng in life has reasn i wanted 2prove it wrng by joing B.tech7. I wanted 2tke revnge on myslf.

 

By conian

EnteFriendinteMobile NmbrVeno?She is verySweetJoly aayiPanchaaraAdikkam..Ethra NeramVenamenkilumSamsaarikkaam..Avalkk4 MobileConnectionUndu..!NmbrVeneNoteCheytho..Airtel no: 121Idea no: 456BSNL no: 123Hutch no: 111 Vilichu Enjoy Cheitho..

 

By conian

Aakasam pottiveenalum.himalayam urukitheernalum.Arabikdal vattivarandalum.Nammude bandham theerila.....? Karanam,"KANDAKASANI KONDEPOKOO."

 

By conian

Careful:This msg IS FULLY 'A'.Read only if u r interested.Otherwisedelete...A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A

 

By conian

?'?-(x-)!"b-¡§;+&#*=<>#e¤%¤WD.&!#!d.Sms to tumhe kaee aate honge.magar itna jaan lo,"DON" ka sms padhna mushkil hi nahi naamumkin hai!

 

By conian

When it rains, i think of you...When the sun shines bright, i think of you...When it snows, i think of you... Please return my umbrella

 

By conian

Duniya meBole to7wondrs1Apun2ApunkaDIL3ApunkaISTYLE4ApunkaSMILE5ApunkaMOBILE6ApunkaSMS7Aur Apunka DOSTbole to TUM.Bhai Tension Nahi Lene Ka!!

 

By conian

All electrons were having a party when suddenly protons entered the building and attacked them..A hero comes and saves them.. Electrons asks: who are you??Hero: 'Bond...... Covalent bond!

 

By conian

Ten thingsI knowabout U!1.U r a specialperson witha wonderfulHeart.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.Mathi oru divasam oru NUNA mathi

 

By conian

Physically chemically biologically equally simply truly badly gladly zoologically actually botanically brucelee jetlee commonly sadly rightly wrongly correctly rarely darely madly surely quickly slowly chilli idly historically mathematically Farely shortly longly brettlee shanelee duly fully completely really highly lowly hardly softly carefully totally actually truthfully finally i just wanted to say GOOD ni8.

 

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Smooth roads nevr make gud drivers..Smooth sea nevr makes gud sailors..Clear sky nevr make gud pilots..Suppli free engg student nevr become a gud engineer.

 

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Two girls were talking...Let them talk..,Eniyenkilum NannayikudeKanda pennungal entha parayune noki irikuvaVAYNOKI..!!!....

 

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Dyvame enikku sms ayakkathavarude mobile roadil veenu athinte mukaliloru pandi lorry kayari chappy chulinju madangy odinju thakarnnu podinju papadamayi kaakka kothi kadalilittu athu meen thinnu a meene kozhi thinnu a kozhi chicken guniya pidichu chakane!

 

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Chakkare! Nee kilometerukal akaleyanenkilum ninte oro chalanangalum njan ariyunnu. Thanks 2 DISCOVERY, ANIMAL PLANET, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL

 

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COLLEGE JEEVITHATHILE MIKACHA 3 THAMAASHAKAL..1."shalyam cheyyalle enikku padikkanam"2)"Eda,namukku Classil pokam"3)"Sir,oru samshayam..!!"

 

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A song from 'Glassmates'.. ente rummile sodayanu nee nalla veesukara, peggozhichu njaan kaathu vechoren chillu glassiloorum liquoronnu vende, liquronnu vende..

 

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Completing "Engineering ' is like getting pregnant-everyone appreciates the outcome but no one knows exactly how many attempts were made !

 

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Hitler entered hell, sees mammotty dancing with bipasha &asked satan.Why mammotty's punishment is so joyful?Satan:that is punishment for bipasha....

 

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A Hen Lays Egg on the Ind-Pak Boundary. Both start fighting over the Egg.Ind & Pak say its theirs.Finally India says, whoever kiss more women in other Country wins the Egg.Pak say ok. Indians go to Pak kiss 1000 & come back. Pak are Excited. They Say "Our Turn". India says "KEEP the Egg...! Jai hind.

 

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Oru karyam chothichotte?Allengil venda..... Chothikkam alle?Vallathum thonnuvo?Enna vendaChothikkatte?DRACULA CHAPPATHI THINNUMO

 

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A living ass is better than a dead lion.. words of Einstein..So i am proud of u my friend... oralenkilum ninne kurichu nallathu paranjallo.. Gdnyt

 

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Oral marichal 2 prblm,avane kathikkano, kuzhichidano?Kathichal no prblm, kuzhichittal 2 prblm, avide pullu kilikkumo, ellayo?Illenkil ok, kilichal 2 prblm, adhu pasu thinnumo ellayo?Thinnilengil no prblm, thinnal 2 prblm, athu pal tharumo ellayo?Thannilengil no prblm, thannal 2 prblm, aa paal kudikkamo ellayokudichillengil ok, kudichal 2 prblm, kudichal chakumo ellayo?Chathillenkil ok, chathal 2 prblm, avane kathikkano atho kuzhichidano....?

 

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Define 'SEMINAR' :::Seminar is defined as a process in which one person spoils his sleep for days in an effort to make others fall asleep for some time...

 

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chanduvine Tolpichavarund palarum palavattam.SMSnte delivery reportinu cash vangi "BSNL" aadhyam chandhuvine Tholpichu. 2mint Out going free tharamennu paranj "IDEA" tolpichu.Life time thannu out goinginnu cash vaari "AIRTELum" tolpichu.Ippo offers varum ennu paranju HUTCHum chandhuvine Tholpichu tolvikalyettu vangan chanduvinte mobile pinneyum baki.... Pattilla makale pattilla ini chanduvine tolpikan pattilla..Karanam chandu mobile vittu!"gud night.

 

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What are the 3 methods 2 catch a lion...???1)NEWTON'S method- Let the lion catch u... coz 4 every action there is an equal n opposite reaction.2)EINSTEIN'S method- Run in the direction opposite 2 that of the lion. Due 2 higher relative speed the lion will also run faster n get tired. Now catch it3)KERALA POLICE STYLE- Catch any animal n torture it, till it accepts that it is a lion.

 

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Nee nannai food kazhikkanam, karanam ninakku jeevikkande? Daily ravile kulikkanam,brush cheyyanam...... karanam mattullavarkum jeevikkande......!

 

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5 years of study50GB syllabus50MB v study50KB v remeber50 BYTES v answerBINARY marks v getThis is wat knwn as MBBS(Major Brain Breakdown Syndrome) :-) thts y v engineers are superior... Ithinu marupadi parayan dhairyamulla ethu mbbs penkochinum udakkam.. He he he

 

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(>"*"<)( - , -)---(">--<")---saareegaamaapaathaaneesaasleep earlyotherwise i will sing again.Gudnite...:-D

 

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In the begining GOD made earth & took a Short sleep;Then GOD made me & We both went 4a long sweet sleep&Then GOD created u;Till today, ME & GOD haven't slept peacefuly......!!!!".

 

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Wat happened 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call but every time i got this msg-"welcome 2 jungle network. The monkey u r tryin 2 call is on tree. Plz try later

 

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Ther's a lie clock in heaven.Evrytime u lie,a hand of clock move.mother Teresa's clock hand nevr moved n Lincoln's twice&u know,GOD is using urs as ceiling fan.

 

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Sanskrit teacher asks:-Wats d meaning of "TamasomaJyotirgmaya"? Sardar student replies:"Tum So Jao Maa, Main Jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon!"

 

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Mechanical engineering padichal mechanic aakam ennal software engineering padichal software aakan patumo...alla para patumo..

 

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In Urdu"zharas badhloon"In Japanese,"pnuso fhzari"In Chinese,"nikmdo miaqusi"In French,"wasisde le mphie"& In Malayalam"Onnu nannayikkoode

 

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God granted me1 wish.I askd 4 world peace. He said its impossible pls ask 4 sumthing else.I askd him 2 make u intelligent, He said "Wait-let me try world peace"

 

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5 flowers, Just4 Ucoz U ra Special Person1st flower-4 Frndship2nd-4 ?ove3rd-4 Wealth4th-4 Happiness& the LAST... Cheviyil vacho.

 

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--FREE STAY"--FREE LUNCH"FREE BREAKFAST-FREE DINNER"FREE SECURITY"Available this package Only inKANNUR CENTRAL JAIL...Pokunno?

 

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This week on HBO dubbed superhit tamil movies 1. Monday-CROW CROW(Kaaka kaaka) 2.Tuesday-THE MILITARY FATHER(Padayappa) 3.Wednesday-THE LANGUAGE(Baasha)4.Thursday-BOAT OWNER(Vanchinaathan) 5.Friday-COME COME(Baba) 6.Saturday-THE ANXIETY(Aadhi).

 

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"1 letter illa1 phone call illa1 missed call illa1 SMS poolum illa""enikku pedi aavunnu!!...""ninakkum pakshippani pidicho....

 

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Can u come with me to d church on nxt sunday ?Becozpalliyil chellumbol kurishum koodi kondu varanamennu achen paranju.

 

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When i see the stars,i see u..when isee the moon,i see u..when i see the sky,i see u... please mari nilku u are blocking my view.....GoodnightSwtdrms.

 

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Ungal KTV yil thiraipadam 'PAVIZHA JATTI' "PEARL HARBOUR"

 

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Ningalude kiran-TV yil e aazhcha dub cheytha puthan bollywood chalachithram'NAALE ENTHARO ENTHO' (KAL HO NA HO)

 

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ulahamaana thamizhin makkal anpudai paarkum K-TV yil intha vaaram dub seytha thirai padam.."Ulakam oru mairum allay"(THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH)

 

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100s of people behind me. with one aim and one thought. Im very proud of it. Do u know where i am...??Kerala State Beverages Corparation..!

 

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In INDIA, Survey was done "How many girls want 2 marry "........" 5% say - yes2 % say - NO93% said-chumma kothippikkathe, aa bhagyam namukkillenne......

 

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A typicl engineering studnt grabs a coin,fliped it in de air and said,'heds, i'll go 2 sleep.;tails,i'll watch a movy.If it stands on edge,i'l study.

 

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Umma..aaa.. Umma..aaa..Umma.aa...a...Umma........aaa..Umma..aaa.. How do you feel? it is a cry of a muslim girl when her mother died....

 

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Once god decided to try some alcohol.In disguise he went to a bar.He had 5 bottles of whisky n then tried rum.Bar attender shockd "hows he still on his feet!".god decided to hav beer.After havg 5 bottles he askd 4 Gin.Atendr askd him"People collapse after having 2 fuls.. U hav had abt 15 botls of hot stuf n u r stil on ur feet.I realy wana know hu u r..?God:My child,im God...Attndr:aha... Ippozhanalle kick ayathu...!

 

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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a big car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit...

 

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A scientist cannot be a president...But Kalam did it.A conducter cannot a superstar...But Rajini did it.A monkey cannot operate mobile.But "YOU DID It .

 

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Comitty prsidnt to artist(kathakali): Ulsavathinu keechaka vadham kathakali venam. Artst:Rs.5000 avum.Prs:Rs.2500 taram, Vadhikkanda. Pedippichu vittamathi..!

 

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#include
#include
void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
while(money!=0)
{

girlfriends++;
money--;
}
printf("beggar");
}

 

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U may prefer ur bride to beAllukas jewellery (ennum oru panathookam munnil!)Sky jewellery (25 years of purity&trust)Malabar jewellery (beauty meets quality) but what abt ATLAS jewellery? (janakodikalude viswastha sthapanam!)

 

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Mechanical engineering padichal mechanic aakam ennal software engineering padichal software aakan patumo...alla para patumo..

 

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Hey i saw u in TVhow Beautiful U rhow Smart u rhow Cute u rhow Nice u rbut,i dont know why u r coming only in "ANIMAL PLANET"

 

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Eternal truths:I can study & get any certificates, but i cant get my death certificate,.U may have airtel or bsnl connection,but when u sneeze u'll say HUTCH,.A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic, but a software engineer cant bcom a software,.U can find a tea in a tea cup, but u cant find a world in a world cup,.U can find keys in Keyboard,but u cant find mother in mother board....

 

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Last Day Offer The BALARAMA hero LUTTAAPPI is missing KUTTOOSAN & DAKINI serching a new CHAATHAN. Please sent your data immediately ....NB:KUNDHAM KONDU VARANAM..