Train Ticket എടുത്തു Platform-ല് ഇരിക്കാം, എന്നാല്
Platform ticket എടുത്തു Train-ല് ഇരിക്കാന് പറ്റുമോ??
ഉയരം കുറവാണെങ്കില് High-heels ഇട്ടു ഉയരം കൂട്ടാം , പക്ഷെ
ഉയരം കൂടുതലാണെങ്കില് Low-Heels ഇട്ടു ഉയരം കുറക്കാന് പറ്റുമോ??.
ഒരു ഉറുംബ് വിചാരിച്ചാല് 1000 ആനയെ കടിക്കാം, എന്നാല്
1000 ആന വിചാരിച്ചാല് ഒരു ഉറുംബിനെ കടിക്കാന് കഴിയുമോ ??
Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we'll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we'll go at night."
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name , but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai , Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar
why are you removing a wheel from your auto.sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry , I have a one more.
Doctor to patient : YOu will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die.
Patient : Yes. A good doctor.
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him.
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar : Ya sure , from landline or mobile.
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order , so I made it alright.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : YOu said this is American made radio.
But when I put it ON , it says All India Radio.
Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam , I dont know who is Jayanti.