When you feel lonely and aloneand cannot see anyone around youthe world seems to be fading awaycome with me,hold my hand.I wil take you TOan EYE SPECIALIST

What is the difference btwn problem and talent?Two boys love one girl=ProblemTwo girls love one boy=Talent

What is the difference between complete & finish?When u get married to right person u become COMPLETE..!But when u marry the wrong one u are FINISHED!

ur smile is of16 years ur face is of17 yrs ur walk is of18 yrs ur talk is of19 yrs ur look is of20 yrs Totally YOU look 90 years old! Realy cute!

To lead a life,one need :-brain,intelligence,ability,talents,character,etc......i'm proud of u that u manage without any of them..!!

Think different...Do Different....Make Different....Achieve Different....Speak Different....Live Different....Then only you can go to mental hospital

Sorry 4 disturbing u at this time...If u r free now...If u r in gud mood now...If u have no work.. Thn ans my qustins...urumbu embakkam vidumo?Ko

Some girlz think tat they wil get a better proposal nxt time seeing themselvs in mirror .But they wil realise the truth only whn they got married ..tat the first choice was bettr..But those boys wil smile aftr their marg..thinking of their folishnes..Looking at their beautful wife..

Q:What will the fridge think of u when u are in front of it Ans:cool inside,fool outside

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Plan ur destination,Choose d best path,Move fast vry soon,Dnt let othrs 2cme forward,Ovrtak the 1 who r frwd,then only u'll bcum a gud.. AUTO DRIVER

Pain of missing frnds isn't their absnce, but itz wen u think of de gud times u hav shared n u ask urself "Wil those moments ever happen again!"

No male can ever be satisfied with 3 things in Life...1) mobile2) automobile3) girl friendBcoz there is always a better model available.!!!!

Napolean: "In my dictionary there's no word called "IMPOSSIBLE" Sardarji: "Ini paranjittu karyamilla,dictionary medichappo nokanamaayirunnu."

mega offer? Enikku SMS ayakku sammanam nedu.10 lakshathinte carinte PHOTO, maleshyakku pokunna plainu TATA kanikkam,pinne ente koode DINNER,athum ninte veettil.

Life was lonely,no one was there.I had no gud frend.And then U came into my life,i realised, thatSTAYINALONE WAS BETTER...(Chumma..Nee illathe enikkenthagosham)

I'll catch u 1stI'll take u 2 bedI'll make u hotI'll make u painI'll make u tiredI'll make u vomitDo u know me ? I am "Chicken Gunea".

If somebody comes and tell u,That u r a fool,Dont be afraid,Go to them,Catch their neck and ask them,Who told U dis secret? hai. . . . .

i will ask u 1question?U should ans ONLY by saying"YES"or"NO"Here is the ques'nNinaku vattanennu ninte veetil ellarukum ariyamo?

I like seeing u,i like hearing u,i like 2 spend my time with u.But..U r always surrounded by others,as u r the main attractionof the.. ."ZOO".

Different between boys & girls:Boys always misunderstands d friendship as love. But girls always misunderstands dat love as friendship...

BEST 3 COMEDY LINES IN OUR COLLEGE LIFE... 1)don disturb i wan2 study 2)no class,lets go2 library!!3)sir i have a doubt

As years go, u may lose ur hair, teeth & eye sight.! But., not ur Smartness, Talent, Brightness & Intelligence. b'coz u can lose only what u have.

Are u free now Whn u get time call me. I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal. Arabian sea is for sale... Shall we buy it?

3 facts in dis world: Fact 1;u cannot touch all ur teeth wit ur tongue. Fact 2: After reading dis, All FOOLS wud try it. Fact 3: fact 1 is false.

"FRIEND"means F-free frm allformalities.R-right 2sayanything.I-in anyway .E-either gud orbad.N-no sorry no thanks.D-dearest 4eVeR. Gudnt..

Hey, WHERE ARE U ? One Sincere Request... PLEASE... Don't go out for TWO hours... coz, CorporationDOG CATCHING VAN is on duty..BE CAREFULL.....!!

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Science has provd that sugar disolves in waterTHANK GOD!! U dont hve habit of taking bath...other wise i would hve lost my sweet frnd!!

>Who's great?+Its u>Who's smart?+Its u>Who's sweet?+Its u>Who's intelligent?+Its u>And Who's joking?+Of course Its meGud nite