Once god decided to try some alcohol.In disguise he went to a bar.He had 5 bottles of whisky n then tried rum.Bar attender shockd "hows he still on his feet!".god decided to hav beer.After havg 5 bottles he askd 4 Gin.Atendr askd him"People collapse after having 2 fuls.. U hav had abt 15 botls of hot stuf n u r stil on ur feet.I realy wana know hu u r..?God:My child,im God...Attndr:aha... Ippozhanalle kick ayathu...!