A Hen Lays Egg on the Ind-Pak Boundary. Both start fighting over the Egg.Ind & Pak say its theirs.Finally India says, whoever kiss more women in other Country wins the Egg.Pak say ok. Indians go to Pak kiss 1000 & come back. Pak are Excited. They Say "Our Turn". India says "KEEP the Egg...! Jai hind.