How indian professors speak english: 1.dont dare talk in front of my back! 2.both of you three get out of the class! 3. Why are you so late.. Say yes or no? 4. Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5. I have two daughters. Both of them are girls!! 6. All of you stand in a straight circle! 7. Quiet... The principle just passed away.. 8. Everybody stand lengthwise.. 9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when i am here?...